Will Frances visit here?

I was just looking at the projected path for Hurricane Frances and noticed that by Tuesday is is expected to be over Indiana, the state where I live. What is the deal with that? I thought hurricanes were supposed to be for people in Florida or Louisiana! Well maybe by the time it gets to the midwest it will have mellowed. You know how we are here in the Midwest, we don't make too big a fuss over anything. It is flat and boring here and so are the people. Now an occational tornado, that suits us fine, but a hurricane is too big for us to deal with, and it blows in the wrong direction, it would confuse us.