just a day in the life

Well taday is Saturday. Here's a little song I wrote I hope you sing it note for note. Dont worry be happy. Well anyway I git up to go to work and after a shower have time to pour a cupa coffie and make a sandwirtch. Not to be, I didnt make coffie last nite and Jean didn't either (she's off). Well more time to make a lunch only the chicken salid I've been working on is ended,so maybe I'll buy lunch. The mail is light today so the supervisor thinks I should do time on another route untill I told him, "Hey how come wheh we have lots of mail it doesn't take any longer but when its nice you want it to take less time? OK so now I have an hour overtime. (just like that). Well after smoozing the guy who will give off the hour and making sure he doesn't burry me I'm off. Nice day and some patron has taken down his whole screen encloseure and piled it on his drive. Well I know him good so I knock and drag him out to see ifin he's throwing it out and he said "sure am". Well I'm off at 5pm and I'll come with my truck and haul it outta here. Him being a neat freak starts to drool. Ok see ya ten afta 5 then. Well I come back and he comes out just as I'm startin to toss aluminum into the bed and we're tossing and jokin and he wants to know how much I'll get for all this aluminam. I say I heard it was down to .17 after the hurricane cause everyone was bringing it in but now the price is back up I guess .35 to .50 cents. Well he said some mex from georiga had stopped by at 4pm and wanted to know if he could have it. OH said I. Yea he offered 20 bucks but I told him it was spoken for. Oh said I. So I should give ya $20 for it eay? Na I told him 'If you didn't come he could have it at 6pm' Oh said I cool ,Thanks. well we fill the bed of my truck and put the heavy beams on top to keep it from blowing away and tie a strap on and who pulls up but mr mexican. I say I better jump in my truck and go but Steve says 'no I may need you to for back-up. Mex hangs out the window "Oh I'ma late." Yea' said Steve "he came." well Mex says to me "Ill buy it from you then. I look at steve, he at me , and an akward cloud decended all around . Well no I have more at a friends I must take anyway so... Well mex wouldnt give up he was going to follow me home and take that too. well he offeres $60 and yue don't haffa clean it up. WEll I CAN"T just take steves aluminun for free and right in front of him sell it to Mex can I. What would you readers do at this point? Well Steve what do ya think should we sell it to him? Steve; And split the $60? Yeah said I . Sure said Steve starting to drull again. OK said I (wondering how much I just lost) and we pulled his PU truck back to back and reloaded. I'm thinking $30 ain't such a big deal so I try to just leave and Steve could keep his earnings
but he called his wife and made her demand I take my split of their profits. so I thanked them and said they still got more than the origanal $20 offered.And if they ever want to do business again be sure to call me.
Well I was on my way home at 5;50 with an hours ot pay taxfree. No, to those of you who thought of it, Mex did not follow me home (to Elaines. Jeans friend) to get more.
Don't worry be happy....