Friday, June 05, 2009

Blogger John posts at 5:44 PM CST

Obits

DATELINE; JUNE 5, YEAR OF OUR LORD, 2009
EARLY TODAY THE BLOG PASSED ON TO OBLIVIOUS-DOM.
YES IT IS AS DEAD AS A CHRISTIAN IN A MOSKQUE
ALAS POOR BLOG I KNEW HIM WELL, THE BLOG IS SURVIVED BY NO ONE. AS THEY ARE, AS DEAD AS THE BLOG ITSELF. AT LEAST THEIR LIVES ARE OR MUST BE, AS THE BLOG ITSELF TESTIFIES TO. ALAS NO BLOGGER HAS THE MOST MINUTE PIECE OF NEWS TO RELATE. DEAD ,YES, ALL HAVE FAILED TO FIND ANY REASON FOR THE EXISTENCE GOD GRANTED THEM. THEY KNOW NOT WHY THEY HAVE BEEN GIVEN LIFE SO THEY WASTE AWAY, LIVING DRONE-LIKE LIVES. WE CAN ONLY HOPE THEIR POOP SHOOTS DO NOT GET BLOGGED(OPPS TO LATE), I MEAN CLOGGED. FOR IT SEEMS THIS WOULD BE THE MOST INTERESTING THING TO HAPPEN IN, (WHEN WAS THE LAST POST?) oH, MY, I MUST RUN-- NATURE CALLS